I don't know if you take Politics or are remotely interested in
it, but I thought this would attract your attention !
SON: "Dad, I have to do a report for school. Can I ask you a
question?
DAD: "Sure, Son. What's the question?"
SON: "What is politics?"
DAD: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the wage
earner, so let's call me 'Capitalism.' Your mother is the administrator
of the money so we'll call her 'Government.' We take care of you and
your needs, so lets call you 'the people.' We'll call the maid 'the
working class' and your baby brother 'the future.' Do you understand,
Son?"
SON: "I'm not sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night, awakened by his baby brother crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had soiled his diapers, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room and saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.
SON: "Dad, now I think I understand what politics is."
DAD: "Good, Son. Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
SON: "Well, it means that Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class while the Government is sound asleep. Meanwhile, the People are
completely ignored and the Future is full of shit!"