If Microsoft Build Cars (Humour)
The Top 14 ways things would be different if Microsoft built
Cars
- A particular model of car would not be available until AFTER that
year instead of before.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road you'd have to buy a
new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason and you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason you would just accept this.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a
second - it's like that now !
- You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you
bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as
reliable, 5 times as fast - but only ran on 5% of the roads.
- The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning light would be replaced
with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other
brands for years.
- We would still be waiting on the "6000 sux 58" model to come out.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm)
- Lee Iacocca would be hired-on as Bill G.'s chaffeur.
- The US government would be getting subsidies from an automaker
instead of giving them.
- New seats will force everyone to have the same size butt.
- Ford, General Motors and Chrysler would all be complaining
because Microsoft was putting a radio in all their cars.
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