If Microsoft Build Cars (Humour)

The Top 14 ways things would be different if Microsoft built Cars

Forwarded by: Mr. Desmond Irvine


  1. A particular model of car would not be available until AFTER that year instead of before.
  2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you'd have to buy a new car.
  3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason you would just accept this.
  4. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. Wait a second - it's like that now !
  5. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
  6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast - but only ran on 5% of the roads.
  7. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning light would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
  8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
  9. We would still be waiting on the "6000 sux 58" model to come out.
  10. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm)
  11. Lee Iacocca would be hired-on as Bill G.'s chaffeur.
  12. The US government would be getting subsidies from an automaker instead of giving them.
  13. New seats will force everyone to have the same size butt.
  14. Ford, General Motors and Chrysler would all be complaining because Microsoft was putting a radio in all their cars.


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