Difference between Love, Lust and Marraige

   Love:  When you take a bubble bath together
   Lust:    When you take a bath in Jell-O together
   Marriage:  When you give the kids a bath
  
   Love:  A romantic candlelight dinner for two
   Lust:    "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
   Marriage:   4 Happy Meals . . . to go
  
   Love:  Giving your love some candy
   Lust:   Thinking you are the candy
   Marriage:  Scraping candy off of the carpet
  
   Love:  A night out at the Symphony
   Lust:   A night out at the Ramada Inn
   Marriage:  A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
  
   Love: Aroma-French perfume
   Lust: Aroma-Brut aftershave
   Marriage: Aroma-"The baby needs changing. . ."
  
   Love:  Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
   Lust:  "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
   Marriage:  Your teenager just took your jacket
  
   Love: Talking and cuddling
   Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
   Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
  
   Love:  Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" chat-room
   Lust:   Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" chat-room
   Marriage:  Finding the "Married and Looking" chat-room
  
   Love:  Long drives through the countryside
   Lust:  Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
   Marriage:  Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat
  
   Love:  Sex every night
   Lust: Sex 5 times a night
   Marriage:  Sex?????